Who doesn’t love Dr. Seuss-style story. If Dr. Seuss wrote a book about pregnancy, it would be some what like this.
I recently stumbled upon this Dr. Seuss style explanation of Pregnancy and love it.
“What is a Womb?
Well a womb is a room
A womb is a room
Where a kid”ll be soon
A womb is all squishy
All moist and magenta
And if there’s a kid
Then its full of placenta
But the kid must be small,
If there’s one there at all
Just the size of a bean
Or the size of a ball
When the kid gets too big
Then its time to get out
When it happens to you
You will probably shout
You will shout, you will yell
You will roll on the floor
Cos the kid must come out
Of a very small door.”